I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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