i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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