a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
