Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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