Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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