My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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