dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Randomize
