I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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