What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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