i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Dear god my vagina.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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