But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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