So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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