That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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