took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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