You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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