So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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