i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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