someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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