The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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