I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize