i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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