So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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