nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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