I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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