You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'd cum for enchiladas.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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