The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I love having hate sex.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize
