Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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