Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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