quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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