Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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