Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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