But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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