Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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