We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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