I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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