i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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