i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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