with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We need to rekindle our bromance
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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