READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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