someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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