well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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