Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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