I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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