if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
