I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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