he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You were trust falling into bushes
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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