What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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