My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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