all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so let's talk penis.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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