we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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