gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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