Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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