I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
This toilet bowl is my home.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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